12 June, 2025

I SPEAK FOR THE THREES

THERE ARE NO THREES UP THERE

an underwhelming counterpoint to eldritch superstates


There are no Type III civilizations out there. Period.

And I dare argue that exponentially less civilizations, should they exist, do it above what Sagan and Kardashev would call it, Type 2 (or K-II, you get the idea, I'm not gonna bother with how you write it).

This is a part of a beef I have with both ufologists and grand sci-fi enthusiasts alike, for the same set of reasons.

1. Not studying enough chemistry and physics.

2. Thinking that absence of evidence equals evidence of non-absence.

3. Underestimating human understanding.
 
Let's strip this from the top down.

For those somehow unfamiliar with, be it by newfound curiosity or just forgot about it, the Kardashev Scale as originally proposed by Soviet astrophysicist Nikolai Kardashev is a way of ranking the level of technological development of a civilization through their energy consumption.

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Assuming the growth of mankind at the time and how much energy we needed to consume to maintain our society, it seemed reasonable to assume that at one point in our future, we would need to soon consume the whole energy that reaches Earth from the Sun, and later, the entire energy from the Sun itself, and so on.

It has since been refined by Carl Sagan and others as follows:

CLASS // ENERGY NEEDS

TYPE I    — 10^16 W, equivalent to the entire energy budget of Earth.

TYPE II  — 10^26 W, about a quarter the Sun's energy.

TYPE III — 10^36 W, about the energy of the entire Milky Way galaxy.

By that measure, we humans stand currently at Type 0.70~0.73.

File:Kardashev scale from the 20th century projected into the early 21st  century.JPG - Wikimedia Commons
 
This concept often comes hand in hand with the concepts of mega-structures in space, since they are proposed as viable means of obtaining said energy and using it, serving as habitats for said advanced civilizations. Such as Dyson spheres or swarms, stellar engineering, stellar lifting, ring worlds, the whole seven rings.

Now, I'm far from being the first one — and the last one — to point out the obvious problem with the concept put into practice. Right? You see, all 10¹⁶-10¹⁷ Watts of power Earth gets from the Sun are used for other things. Take the wind for example, created by the updraft of air from heating the surface of the sea and land, or the energy used by bacteria and algae. All that is included in that energy bill. Should humanity harness all of it, we would live on a barren rock, not different from that of the Moon's surface.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU NEVER SEEN BLADE RUNNER?

If we needed this much energy, we would most likely, outright “make it”. That is, either through fission or fusion plants.

“Why not solar?” You may be asking yourself, perhaps believing what happened in Chernobyl is the norm.
First of all: Did you not hear what I just said? Solar is the motor of Earth's very biosphere, and you wanna tap into that?

Second...
Although solar energy is on average 10x as cheaper per watt than nuclear power, its land coverage is 10-20x as expansive as nuclear power. Also requiring the usage of rare earth metals for its manufacturing, not to speak of long term maintenance and recycling economy it would need to create to make that waste less wasteful. Yes, it is true that covering about 1.0-1.2% of the Sahara desert IN PRINCIPLE, would suffice for the world’s current energy needs. But what do we do about its climate change potential? Solar panels need to be dark to absorb energy, and that heats them up, creating heat islands that change the direction of winds, impacting the local weather. More so the global weather, if we actually bid on the insanity of turning the Sahara into a solar farm. And what do we do when we need to double that energy requirement? Another 115.000 square kilometers? How much about the strip-mining needed for that, and the contamination created by that much e-waste?


By land usage, nuclear would give us 10-20x the room to spare — in a way, I think that’s how one justifies the price tag — given how humans are organized and divided, nuclear sounds about as close one can get to clean energy for the whole planet. Even with it being as inefficient as it is (remember, it is still a steam machine), the waste heat produced would vastly be off-set by the non-emission of carbon waste, previously generated by coal and oil energy production. We sure could find use for the other 2 watts of hot water per watt of energy in the grid. And the spent fuel, after being further used by breeder plants, can be buried in geologically stable rock, or sunk in the bottom of the ocean for eras. Solar can’t be entirely discarded for some niche uses, such as isolated communities and industries, but for the masses? Give me those steam towers.

Which is why Dyson swarms were conceived, at least in part.
 

Obtaining this energy, without strip-mining or going nuclear. It’s essentially solar/thermal but in space, and without disrupting the climate.

 

WE DON'T SEE DYSON SWARMS, THOUGH

The average red dwarf emits about 1-10% of the Sun's energy output. Surrounding such a celestial object would still be a challenge, but not as colossal of a challenge as it would be to do the same to the Sun, in principle. Still, 1% of the Sun's energy output PER SECOND is about SEVEN THOUSAND TIMES humanity's energy usage PER YEAR (which is about 5.4x10^20 Joules per year).


I'm pretty sure any civilization with this much power at their disposal (224 billion times present day Humanity) is definitely far more capable than we are, and we should not give them shit if their energy bill is not equivalent to a whole sun-like star. From our current understanding of processes as a whole, this is basically limitless energy, even at a loss rate of 99%.

If it's so efficient and attractive. Why couldn't we find them? It is perhaps the easiest type of technosignature possible to find — and there is our answer. It is the easiest possible type of technosignature one can find. And they don't want to be found.

Dyson swarms, for the most attractive they can be, are very expensive lighthouses, quite literally. Except the moment you light it up, it’s only a matter of a few decades or a century before your home planet gets rained by a million relativistic kill vehicles (RKV). Either as a preemptive strike against a possible future competitor, or by fear of standing on an equal fight in the near future.
One must not discard the possibility, that if life is relatively common in the universe, one of those stars in the sky has a sniper rifle pointed at you (or a buckshot), even if it is only one per ten thousand civilizations. One example of it happening once before would be enough to settle the interstellar neighbourhood in curfew essentially forever.

And you don’t even need 1% of the Sun’s power to launch this many relativistic weapons. Even 0.1% would be enough to wreak havoc on galactic scales if we wanted to — and almost undetectable, without engulfing the star. In which case, looking for them becomes pointless — they’d be indistinguishable from dust clouds, even if they pose a threat to us.

ON THE MATTER OF VON NEUMANN PROBES

My favorite least favorite type of alien.

Such as building a Dyson swarm, it is not hard, in principle, to build a Von Neumann Probe. You only need to succeed once.

Build a machine that is able to get to a planet, mine and refine materials to make more copies of itself, and let it replicate away into the galaxy. Even if it just doubles each cycle, starting at 1 unit, taking the average distance between stars with rocky planets as 7 light-years, and travel velocity as 10% lightspeed, and 10-20 years for it to replicate itself.

That’s on average 80-100 years per doubling.



In 10 cycles down the line (1000 yrs) we got to 100 thousand stars, 100 million in 20 cycles, and in 30 cycles (3000 yrs) that’s 107 billion stars. By the 32nd iteration, we will likely put a probe in each system available in the Milky Way’s estimated 400 billion stars, in 3-4 thousand years only. And given the age of the universe, and our own galaxy’s, if nobody ever gave a stop order of such a machine, every atom of non-luminous matter in the galaxy would have been converted into machines already. Even at 1% of the speed of light, that's less than 40 thousand years.

At which point, we’re not even talking about finding little green men. Just any kind of evidence for that matter, DNA, weird fossils, signs of strip mining in the deep past, or a derelict alien vessel around Mars.

Von Neumann machines get even worse when combined with planet killer arrays, such as building RKVs launch stations and gamma ray bombs, we should be seeing them all around us. Or we wouldn’t be here.

Which means… >drumroll<Nobody has done it yet. Somehow. Which takes us back to the Fermi Paradox again. We could be the first ones to conceive such an idea, the very last ones, or civilizations out there strictly forbid such a thing from occurring because they are little green space hippies.

Or perhaps the Late Devonian extinction even was such an attempt, who knows?

Technically speaking, civilizations focused on spreading as much as possible should follow a similar growing principle. As a disperse and forget tactic. But, would that be the case, we either live near a somehow untouched corner of the galaxy, unlikely at best, or no one is really doing it (simplest answer). Else, they would be here already, and we would not. It’s the anthropic principle again at play here. Now as to why they wouldn't be here, if they do exist, is anyone's guess.

Like between ants and humans. If a shopping mall already covers the landscape, the only time ants could've lived there is long before construction or long after the ruins crumble. In that sense, our existence might simply mean we’re living in the forgotten dirt before the galactic developers arrive. — call it the ANT-thropic principle, haha.


SPEAKING OF ANTS…

SETI, is a little frowned upon by some, sci-fi enthusiasts and ufologists alike, because of the indian vs conquistador mentality. But I’m sitting comfortably knowing that in principle, nobody is actually listening to us, and that, should they know about Earth — since it has been emitting readable biosignatures for at least 3 billion years — they would have been here already. And we would know about them too. (looking at you, Elder Things!)

Which is quite of a similar case against the Atlantean (ew!) and Silurian Hypothesis, and is another whole can of worms to open, which I will not. But in summary, there is nothing to suggest that we had other, previously advanced technological civilizations, living on Earth, prior to ourselves, be it during the last ice age, or millions of years ago. And trust me bro (or do your own research on how we tell things on geological timescales), we would know it.

What does that have to do with ants? The whole reason I started this post. I heard something over on a YouTube comment section like:

“The ants at the kitchen have spent the past two years scouting every nook and cranny of it, trying looking for holes, and pheromones. Concluded they were alone in their universe. Meanwhile, having that conversation right next to a family having an evening coffee.”

Which is, a somewhat stupid way of putting “We haven’t found aliens because they are too far beyond our comprehension to be found.”

Dear son. We went from using oil lamps and horses on the streets — to building nukes and a space station in the span of a lifetime. Progress is nearly exponential, and it only gets better the more people we have, and the more resources we have at their disposal. Yes we might be fading away from radio towards energy saving short-range technology, but that doesn’t mean we stopped using it altogether. It doesn’t mean that any other civilization out there will be unfamiliar with radio, because they have been there before.

The ants in the kitchen might not understand what the house or the humans are, but they know something is up, as they can smell the humans, and the food, and can see what is natural or not in their surroundings — so even that fails to save the argument.

The ants would notice the sugar, and plates and chairs changing places. And we would notice entire galaxies or stars suddenly moving or missing, or spawning out of nowhere.

I’m not saying humans have all the answers, but we’re close to modeling the rules of the game — we just don’t know how many players are on the field, or what their motives are. The models work 99% of the time, and we are figuring out why the 1% doesn't work, each time pushing the barrier further and further. It would be equally naive to assume we couldn’t possibly know it all, or get close to it a few generations down the line.

“Aliens could be made of sentient rocks, or be gas clouds.”
The day we get a halfway decent hypothesis — not just a buzzword soup of quantum states and gravity modulation — I’ll give it a thumbs up.

Same for silicon, sulfur, or antimony life proponents — carbon-water-oxygen life is still chemically more stable, more common, and far more energy-efficient. Not saying we couldn’t find exotic life, but we probably won’t be chatting with crystal men anytime soon. Most of those chemistries barely support self-replicating molecules, let alone cells or complex systems.

“Aliens could be communicating with gravity waves or neutrino beams.”
And I send texts to my friends using a nuclear plant’s smoke signals.

Long-distance communication can be done just as efficiently with radio — if not more. Generating enough neutrinos or a gravity wave to carry information requires absurd amounts of energy — the kind we only associate with supernovae or black hole collisions in distant galaxies. If someone nearby was using those, our detectors (built specifically to catch such things) would be lighting up like night-vision goggles in a dark room full of people holding infrared flashlights.

“What if they travel at or faster than light?”
About warp drives or stable wormholes — we’re back to the Von Neumann spread problem: why aren’t they here already? If every star is just one jump away, why isn’t someone already on our doorstep? The side effects would be loud. Relativistic mass-energy distortions, burst emissions, maybe even gravitational ripples. Something. Anything.

Such post-materialism, borderlining fanfiction and outright mysticism spoken as if it holds any water (pun intended) is infuriating, and anti-scientific by nature.
Like an invisible pet Dragon in my garage, I insist it exists because I can always argue its even more exotic as to avoid detection, at which point it might as well not exist. It gets to a point of such suspension of disbelief that we start to question if even chairs are real (and they aren’t!).

The only thing I can’t possibly argue with, at least, is metamaterialism. Yes aliens might survive eons, but locked in a 10km by 10km computer array around a red dwarf, being taken care of by AI servants, and we would never know about them, because they live in what’s virtually, a parallel reality to ours.

On a similar note.

Why would a civilization that works in the timescales of eons be interested in us at all, if such feat involves folding into themselves? They most likely would be sleeping long before we appear and wake long after we are gone. For all intents and purposes, they do not exist to us, and we do not exist to them.


WHAT DO I THINK? ( — asked nobody)

Personally? I don’t know.

I have a feeling, and it goes against what we do know. It seems impossible possibility that we are a fluke, but an understandable one at that, if the anthropic principle does us any favor — it means the Milky Way, or this arm of it must belong to us. We can be mostly sure that no-one within 40-60 light-years from Earth knows about us, humans in particular, because there are no detectable signatures back, biological or technological — remember, it's a two-way street.

As far as we know, there aren’t any Type II or III civilizations anywhere nearby — at least not within 3 million light-years — would they have existed in the past and at great distances, we would see their light from here. But there's plenty of room for Type 0.7s and 0.8s to hide.
Maybe that’s the real flaw in the Kardashev scale: it’s intuitive, but it fails to rigorously account for all paths of development. At worst, it assumes progress is linear and infinite — that it’s turtles all the way down.

In reality, no civilization may ever need to go beyond Type 1.5. The only reason to grow further would be sheer population pressure — or worse, blind momentum. The same way we collectively are Type 0.7 as a species, but the United States or China as superpowers are far below that threshold. As a species, we would have to be far too numerous and hungry collectively to have any one smaller collective organized entity needing as much power as whole star. Here I'm talking one vast alien empire existing as a network of Type 0.9 or 1.2 civs working together.

It’s also possible that beyond a point, each step up the ladder becomes exponentially harder to do so, somehow. If that's the case, then perhaps we don’t see Kardashev IIs or IIIs not because they’re extinct — but because the universe simply hasn’t been around long enough for anyone to make it that far.

In my works of fiction I try to not entirely pull the rug, instead relying on stagnation and societal decay as to why nobody, or almost nobody, ventures beyond the Dominion’s 240ly-wide bubble. Have you ever tried walking two miles into the Amazon? It is hard! And there are people there, very little, but yes, it's just not worth it most of the time without any roads, or supply lines nearby.

Who, beyond the most dedicated scientists and madmen, would do that? The average person is reading this from the comfort of their home, and it speaks volumes. Most if not all large Kardashev I civs would be too busy trying to manage the massive infrastructure and maintain its momentum (or inertia), trying not to break apart for them to keep moving forward because they can. But then we’re getting into the Big Alien theory, which might influence the actual scenario we live in.

In summary, aliens, if they do exist, they do at far more tame power and energy scales than Kardashev initially imagined would be necessary to sustain civilization. Either because of the logistics of such a societal project stalling their expansion as a whole, or because they value survival above expansion, preferring to fold into themselves or staying silent and spread thin instead of condensed and loud.

But as a precaution, we should do more active listening than beaming. Strip mine Mercury for weapons, and give them a proper welcoming salvo when they get to our shores.

- M.O. Valent, 12/06/2025

10 June, 2025

Better than RKVs?

DESTROY ALL CREATURES, THEY CAN’T BE REGENERATED.


“Destroy all creatures. They can’t be regenerated.” is in the text box of two of the most iconic cards in the card game of Magic. Wrath of God, and Damnation. Simple, rigid, brutal — even to those not at all familiar with the game. They spell and evoke a sacred cleansing, or an unholy doom.

And it gets even better, or worse (depending on your worldview), when combined with the aesthetics of the illustration by Kev Walker in the set Seventh Edition (2001) and later in Planar Chaos (2007).

 


SALVATION THROUGH ANNIHILATION

“Destroy all creatures. They can’t be regenerated.” — The first and only words they heard from their creators before being launched in the face of the abyss.

In Fred Saberhagen’s "Berserker" series (1967), ancient machines created to fight a war that no longer exists go rogue, resulting in the attempted erasure of all sentient life in the galaxy.

The concept was later expanded into the Berserker probe or civilization:

  • Potentially a type of Von Neumann probe, self-replicating and rapid-spreading.
  • Rogue AI or an intentionally built exterminator.
  • Working under the directives of a dead creator.
  • Its goal: terminate all intelligent life before it becomes a threat.

Such an invention proposes a possible solution to the Fermi Paradox.

  • Life is common, but intelligent life is rare, because it is being systematically wiped as soon as it makes its presence known.
  • The galaxy is then full of dead, silent worlds.
  • Civilizations that know of such probes or civilizations choose to remain silent.

The silence comes from a deep desire for survival, both from those alive today and those who are long gone but left the Berserkers behind.

Potentially, every civilization understands the rationale of becoming a Berserker themselves and adopts it.

Which leads us to the Dark Forest hypothesis.

The universe is like a "dark forest" where every civilization is a hunter. Since no one can know the intentions of others, everyone stays silent — or shoots first.

Popularized in Liu Cixin’s novel The Dark Forest (2008), the second book in the Remembrance of Earth’s Past trilogy (The Three-Body Problem series).

Key Logic:

  1. All civilizations want to survive.
  2. Resources are finite.
  3. You can never truly know if another civilization is friendly.
  4. Therefore, the safest move is to stay hidden or eliminate others preemptively.

This results in:

  • A "cosmic silence" — nobody is broadcasting, because to do so is to risk death.
  • A universe full of civilizations, each afraid, each hiding.
  • When someone does speak, others might interpret it as a threat and destroy them — not out of malice, but rational survival.


THERE IS NO STEALTH IN SPACE

In principle, there is no way to hide oneself from external peering across the vastness of space. Sufficiently advanced telescopes and sensor arrays can and will detect radio emissions, leakages, biosignatures, and technosignatures from potentially thousands of light-years away. We are, year after year, inching closer to that potential.

Plus, the Earth itself, as old as it is, has been emitting bio-signatures for as long as 3 billion years, and as far as we can tell, we haven’t been visited or exterminated yet. Worse still, we have been broadcasting into space for about 100 years — had anyone been listening to it nearby, say within 50-ish light-years, we would have received a response, or known about them by now, right? This uncertainty only further stokes the apparent silence in the heavens.

As far as we can tell, there are no technological indicators nearby, at least not ones that point to a far far more advanced civilization than ours. Such as Dyson Swarms.

But I dare to propose that no one builds Dyson swarms in the way we expect. If a civilization factors existential risk into its engineering decisions, then a Dyson swarm becomes nothing more than an expensive lighthouse, and a potentially deadly one at that.

Sure, absorbing even just 1% of the Sun’s total energy output would mean nearly limitless energy for humanity, but it would also signal to the entire Orion Arm that we are here. Anyone observing the stars for a sufficiently long amount of time would notice that now our Sun suddenly dims in regular intervals compatible to that of a techno-signature, and upon realizing that, we just gave them to chance to respond accordingly.

If there's one thing Magic, game theory, and war have taught me, it's this: giving your opponents a choice is almost always a mistake.

We then revert to low-yield Dyson swarms at (<1%), because the energy need still exists, but over-doing ourselves above a certain signal-to-noise threshold is dangerous.

In the dark forest, the most negative outcome is annihilation, and the least negative is staying silent. The neutral option however, given you have the opportunity to make the first move, is to strike first before they become capable of doing so to you.


THERE ARE NO SECOND CHANCES IN SPACE

You are a multiplanetary Kardashev 0.8 civilization, and you have found 10 potentially habitable planets within 100 light-years from your star. Great job! Can we jump to interstellar colonization? Not yet.

We need to study those worlds, and see if they actually harbor any kind of life, and if that life poses a threat to our own existence.

After almost a century sifting through space and watching those systems closely, we have determined:

7 of those worlds are far too primitive or sterile to represent danger. Prime candidates for safe exploration.

  • Planet A 25ly away from ours has weak bio and techno-signatures of a 19th century industrial society. K 0.5
  • Planet B 50ly away from ours has strong bio and techno-signatures. It's not clear how much advanced they are, they could between a century or a few decades behind us. K 0.75
  • Planet C 100ly away is clearly on the same level if not more advanced than us. K +0.8

Threat Assessment:

  • Civilization A - Low priority, they don't know we know about them. Can't do anything about us for a good while, but they are close enough that once they do - they will have the upper hand.
  • Civilization B - Alert, they might know about us, or be very close to finding out we exist. We are lucky to have found them first.
  • Civilization C - HIGH ALERT, they probably have known about us for a century or more. If they attacked us immediately upon discovery, then we have to retaliate and scatter before we are wiped out soon. If they didn't attack us, then we have the advantage of attacking first.

There are a couple creative ways we can deal with those. The safest option however, with this little information, great technological and time dilation gaps, in all three scenarios, is to attack first.

However, our mere existence here indicates there is something else at play.

Civilization B likely knows about A. And C knows of both us, A and B. Yet they have done nothing, apparently. Civilization C is also alive as far as we know it, so that's weird.

Let's wait to see what happens to the others while we arm ourselves for a potential conflict.

The swiftest way to eliminate a planetbound civilization, like ourselves, would be to deliver them a Relativistic Kill Vehicle - RKV to their homeworld.

A single 100 kilogram steel sphere traveling at 99.99% the speed of light would carry enough energy to deliver about 150 Gigatons of TNT, equivalent to a 2km-wide asteroid impact at 17km/s. Scale that to about 50 tons of steel, and we got ourselves 75 Teratons of TNT, or equivalent to the dinosaur-killer asteroid in our hands. If we want to maintain the impact but reduce the projectile size, we have to make it even faster, at near-near lightspeed.

That should be it, right? Sit a container-sized projectile atop a really large proton or matter-antimatter rocket, position a few whipple shields to protect the payload and rocket from interstellar debris and voilà, shoot and forget.

Congratulations, you have just missed your target, and now they know you exist!

A planet is a big target. A container-sized projectile traveling at 99.99% lightspeed should hit it — but only if you can predict its position 25 years in advance, down to the hour. That’s a hard ask.

That requires precise and near-perfect information to achieve, or insane navigational input on the warhead. Workable, but still impractical.

There is also the issue of false hits. The projectile hits a moon, or large enough asteroid in their target system that the whipple shield is not able to protect it, the thing explodes in interplanetary space without causing the intended damage. That also includes unaccounted rogue planets in interstellar space.

Alright  just send more!

You can fire a thousand RKVs to ensure one or multiple hits on a planetbound target without any defenses. That would work. But your fire cone would still have to be very tight. And if you fail to exterminate them, they will know exactly where in the sky to look for you. That could work for Civilization A — just double-tap them. Better safe than sorry.


WHEN PLANETARY XENOCIDE ISN'T ENOUGH

Getting rid of an equivalent Type 0.8 civilization requires a little more work than that. Like us, they may have expanded across their system, making single-target annihilation ineffective, we don't know for sure how many targets we would need to take down in their home system.

You count at least 5 Earth-sized planets in the system, with possibly 50 minor bodies such as moons and asteroids, with about 10,000 major space habitats and stations. That's 5 high value targets with 10k moderate ones. Let's say 10,100 hits is an acceptable mission result. Instead of a couple hundred to a thousand, we now need over 10,000 weapons with 100% accuracy to get the job done.

If for the previous one we needed about 1,000 RKVs to ensure 1-2 hits. For this one, given a similar statistical success rate, we need to deploy roughly on the scale of 5-10 million weapons.

This suddenly sounds like a bad plan now, that's 325 million tons of steel just for the payload, not to speak of the amount of antimatter needed to power it, and the firing flash we will send into space. And firing slowly one by one would give our target enough time to react in the case we don't get them in the first shot. At 50ly distance, that also means they will know they have been attacked 1.8 days in advance, giving them time to counterattack if they have similar weapons, or even, counter our attack before retaliating. Too risky, too flashy.

It gets even worse if we wanna attack Civilization C the same way. Imagine hundreds of thousands of habitats, or even aiming at neighboring star systems to theirs as well if they have gone interstellar already. Their response window to our attack is even wider at 3.6 days, and it would only be worse would they be at 1000 light-years from us, with a month to respond (because light still travels faster than our projectiles).

In conclusion, RKVs aren't the perfect weapon for interstellar warfare. They are effective however, if:

  1. Target is relatively close. Within a few dozen light-years.
  2. Target is planetbound. Lower technological tier.
  3. Your weapon travels at near-C. RKVs of lower velocity can still be efficient in interplanetary conflict.

Failure to obliterate your target in the first hit with the least amount of weapons results in your own likely annihilation, either by their counterstrike or by a preemptive alliance of eavesdropping civilizations. Undesirable, unless you point your weapons in every conceivable direction at once. Spray and pray, it's the Berserker way.


EXILE ALL ARTIFACTS, CREATURES, ENCHANTMENTS, AND GRAVEYARDS

Is the text of a desperate Farewell being played for all its modes.

Meet the MIRP - Matter-Antimatter Induced Radiation Pulse. The perfect Berserker Probe.

If matter-antimatter reactions can be tamed, then sending a few probes behind our grapeshot would ensure another round of sterilization. Not only to propel our masses, but to flashbang their home system with radiation. Intentionally detonating an M-AM core would release intense amounts of radiation, thousands of times above their background levels and likely way above what usual radiation armor in space stations can deal with.

Since M-AM annihilation reacts one-to-one to release pure energy, we could perhaps, react a few billion tons of each, creating an artificial supernova at roughly point-blank. Total annihilation by gamma ray burst without the hassle of building 1 billion steel spheres and yeeting them at near light-speed. It could even easily pass off as an interstellar rogue asteroid. And the flash? Easily dismissed as distant supernova, or even drowned in background noise since it is so localized in effect.

And we know how dangerous that can be, take the Late Devonian mass extinction event, about 360-375 million years ago. Where supernova radiation is theorized to have contributed to mass extinction through ozone depletion and increased UV exposure, due the presence of iron-60 in the rock layers. The estimated energy flux is on the order of 100 kJ/m², mostly because of atmospheric attenuation — so while it would be effective against space infrastructure, it would have to hit way harder than that to pose an existential threat to life on the surface of an Earth-like planet if we wanted to fry all Life.

Which makes me wonder. Has Earth been attacked before? Have we outlived our aggressors perhaps? I hope so. Would the solar system have been someone else's colony, that got targeted, it is perhaps not so far off. (No I'm not entertaining the Silurian hypothesis.)

Would a 1000 solar-luminosity flash occur over a split second at under 1 AU from Earth, it would release an energy dose of approximately 13.5 GJ/m² — over 13,000 times more intense than the Late Devonian extinction event. And it would remain lethally effective out to 10 AU, covering all, if not most, of a civilization’s core space infrastructure and habitats.
The real challenge lies in gathering the 2.2 trillion kilograms of antimatter to complement an equal mass of conventional matter. But how much is truly required depends on proximity to the target — or, alternately, on deploying many smaller units across key orbital lanes and gravity wells.

Gathering this much antimatter is a non-trivial issue, but one already accounted for if one does intend to fire RKVs at near lightspeed anyway. I'm just proposing a far more efficient use per kilogram, at a near 100% kill-rate.

Aside from that, it has nearly infinite range, nearly infinite efficiency and nearly infinite accuracy, it is also fragile, so tampering with it if found could possibly trigger a premature detonation. Differently from RKVs which only work effectively at a limited range due informational gaps, such a gamma-ray burst bomb wouldn’t give away your location in the slightest, because it's an area effect, it could have been the system next to the target, or someone in the far edge of the galactic arm.
It could have been wandering space as a sleeper agent, and detonating upon sensing radio waves at sufficiently close range.
It could possibly be maneuvered out of the system to mitigate its effect if they realize it can’t be disarmed, but that assumes the target fully understands what it is dealing with in time to act upon it. And that’s unlikely, resulting or requiring an ungodly amount of paranoia.

And that fulfills the requirements for the dark forest scenario to be sustained.
  • Civilizations value survival above extinction.
  • Civilizations can attack with 100% accuracy and 100% efficiency at extremely long distances.
  • Civilizations can attack so with near 100% anonymity, as to not invite a counterattack.

It makes the forest completely mined and booby trapped, or in the process of becoming so.
Plausible by engineering, invisible by design.

Goodnight.

- M.O. Valent, 10/06/2025

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